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Okay… so after a review of the photographic evidence, we have deceided that you were actually 7 pounds, 7.7 ounces, therefore officially you were a 7 pound, 8 ounce baby, as they’re supposed to round up! There you go! We’ve made an official change
-Dad

We’re going to the hospital.

Your mom went into the doctors for a scheduled appointment today, and it looks like she has Toxemia. The doctor was hesistant to call it official, so she put her on super pseudo bed rest. Your mom is still going to try to work, but she can’t work very much and can’t do much but […]