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Today is your official due date!
*edit*
This was orginally your due date It’s been updated now though!

Okay little girl… I have got to tell you, one of the craziest, and funniest things to ever happen to me, just happened.
You shot crap on me. Everywhere. I mean it literally, too. So let’s start with a story:
Your grandma L passed you off to me, and said you smelled a little stinky. So I […]

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Okay… so after a review of the photographic evidence, we have deceided that you were actually 7 pounds, 7.7 ounces, therefore officially you were a 7 pound, 8 ounce baby, as they’re supposed to round up! There you go! We’ve made an official change
-Dad